What is National Masturbation Day?

National Masturbation Day.

Yes, I know, I’m a day late. I hope you all enjoyed yourselves…literally.

What is National Masturbation Day? (also know as International Masturbation Day, which is May 28th)

According to lore, and Wikipedia, National masturbation day celebrates the RIGHT to masturbate. Not sure the Pope was asked to weigh in on this right. Uh hum. Anyhow, The first National Masturbation Day was May 7, 1995, after retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who had been fired in 1994 by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students. Imagine, being fired by Bill Clinton over your stand on masturbation. 

Ted’s tips for improving your masturbating experience. 

1.      Tug on your sack. Some guys tug on their sack until the point of orgasm, not even touching their cock. Try it! 

2.      Press down on your pubic mound area while stroking. 

3.      Stimulate that taint, Taint there just to look pretty. (See what I did there?)

4.      Play with your hole. 

5.      Don’t ignore your nipple. 

6.      If you prefer stroking dry, try some lube. If you always use lube, try stroking dry. 

7.      Switch hands. 

8.      When you’re not rushed, try edging. This technique will cum in handy when you are actually with a partner. 

9.      If you haven’t already, try adding a toy to the mix. I’m not talking about Tonka Trucks or Hot Wheels. Boys and their toys!

10.   Remember it’s your body and you’re alone. Better to try stuff when your alone and avoid an embarrassing situation at the sex party. 

My personal favorite of the Helmet Grease line to use for masturbation is the Natural. Damn, it feels good on your cock!

Some information for this post was taken from Wikipedia and a Men’s Health Article By Jordyn Taylor 

Apr 15, 2020. However, most of the information provided here is from my own personal masturbation journey.

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