Monday, Monday, Monday!

MONDAY!

So, it’s Monday already and the weekend flew by as usual. Why does the weekend seem to go by in a blink of an eye and for most the work week seem to go on F O R E V E R?

Here at Helmet Grease, we’re pretty much “working” 24 by 7. But, when you love what you do, it’s not really work is it? 

Here’s a list of the top ten things folks do on the weekends…in no particular order. 

1.      Catch up on sleep. 

2.      We all know what more time in bed leads to….MORE sex!

3.      Catch up with family, friends, and pets.

4.      Drink! 

5.      Yard work. UGH! I love a nice yard, but aren’t there people who do that for a living that I can pay?

6.      Hit the gym one last time before the heavy drinking starts on Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. 

7.      Date night with your sweetie, or maybe even the person you’re married to. 

8.      Stalk Grindr at 3 am. 

9.      Meal prep for the week.

10.   Go to Lowe’s or Home Depot. Even if you don’t have a home project in mind, you may be able to find Mr. or Mrs. Right in the Plumbing section.

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Ted and Larry

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